Yes dear heart, we already know.

 

You are here because you or someone you love has been slighted, vexed, annoyed, put upon, wronged, ghosted, betrayed, or in some other way mistreated. Perhaps it was by a lover. Or a family member. A boss. A co-worker. A low-level government employee. A high ranking member of Parliament. An HOA President. We have no idea. We can only guess. But it has brought you here. 

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We offer hexes. A wide variety. An Emporium of vexations and annoyances, sadnesses and mild calamities. You simply choose a hex or imagine one of your own and one of our Hex Administrators will cast it on your behalf or on behalf of whomever has been wronged in your life (and what a good person you are to help out). The casting of this hex is a time tested ritual, brought forth to the modern world. Each Hex Administrator has a unique process, but each has been hired by our firm based on their unique background and qualifications. 

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Upon the ordering and placing of your hex, your request will be assigned to your administrator who will execute your wishes. Once cast, you will receive an discrete black envelope containing the following: an antique photograph of your hex administrator, their biography and qualifications, and a unique ticket indicating the particulars of your hex.  What you choose to do with these momentos are up to you. Stash them in a drawer. Set them alight. Bury them in the soft brown earth in the garden. It's entirely up to you. 

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You have questions. That's understandable. Here are some answers.